"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/06/2017 at 23:58 • Filed to: None

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MrDakka > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/07/2017 at 00:08

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Only my mind exists; anything other is unknowable and thus may not exist.

PS9 > MrDakka 01/07/2017 at 00:42

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No way. If all of reality and the universe were a figment of my imagination, I’m travelling the galaxy and visiting other worlds with the power of superluminal flight. I’m also irresistable and have many lovers, who help upkeep all the stuff I’d accumulate (I’d have at least one vacation home on every habitable world in every galaxy) Also, the following things are not possible in my universe;

War

Famine

Poverty

Disease

Unemployment

Nuclear weapons

Economic Crashes

There’s way more, but I gotta stop there.

RallyWrench > PS9 01/07/2017 at 01:03

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Can I move to your universe? I have beer.

PS9 > RallyWrench 01/07/2017 at 01:23

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There’s a planet in my universe where all the water is actually beer. The rivers are beer. The lakes are beer. The waterfalls are beer. And all those beers have distinct flavors to them.

Oh also did I mention that no disease means food never rots here? You can also drink beer forever and not damage your liver one bit.

RallyWrench > PS9 01/07/2017 at 01:31

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I’ll just stay on that one, if that’s cool.